Man it is time for me to stop sitting in this chair and start seriously leveraging my internet productivity and carpe diem, been hell of lazy and it's starting to show.

Fighters, public, you saw my interview with May Lee and a good response was recieved. Who else wants to be interviewed by C. Roast Beef Kazenzakis, the greatest scholar of the fight game since Herodytus?

In an all around victory for staying in school and eating your veggies, May Lee defeats Angel.
Proving that having functional pants-chilies is no match for sheer bulk and also that he can teleport or something, Brando defeats Shanks.

More to come as the results come in.

No elaborate intros, no metaphors for the sweat and fury of the game. This podcast is simply the first interview of this tournament.


( Audio interview behind cut )

Hello denizens of this wounded, autumnal city, I am such as C. Roast Beef Kazenzakis and I will be one of your fight commentators. In this space you'll find pre and post fight analysis and reports. For your benefit imma break this game into its tiny, ticking component pieces and reassemble them so that you understand them in a way that is much more informative than any grade school science program about a lovable, eccentric teacher and their class of eccentric misfits.

Some of my personal stuff might get in here accidentally and as I am basically a man of suck, please disregard it or use the conveinently provided javascript switch to the right that will automatically filter it out for you.

If you are from sieben, please defriend this account. It is being recycled.

...Is there anyone who has such as a dog free house that wouldn't mind an extra roommate for a few days?

...I feel like I got the Lord of the Dance performed on my head.

Hello doggs, it is time for what is basically an introduction.

I am C. Roast Beef Kazenzakis, formerly of Achewood, California. I am not a main man of talents, except for coding and hacking which I do like I was playing a piano.

So if you need such as a network security admin, message me.

I...

I want to be useful.